The Day The Monkey King Turn 21st

To our dearest Monkey King,

*Introducing Chin Hong the Monkey King.

Is another year and time really flies. Still remember how we celebrate your birthday last year? Hehe. I guess that was too 'special' that you can hardly forget. Hope you really like the one we had for you last year despite everything was done in a blink of eye and filled with such embarrassing situation where you had to blow the cake, naked... eh... I mean semi-naked... No worry, you won't have that again this year... hehe... Li Shuang and the gang are having something for you. So just fasten your safety belt and be prepared with something interesting =). Unfortunately, I don think I can make it buddy. I am deeply sorry for that, so here I have this little post for you as your 21st birthday present. =)

*Li Shuang and the Monkey King

Hmm... Nothing much to talk about. Well, another history class I guess. You and I were in the same primary school and I only get to know you during secondary school when we were in 1 Bestari. Honestly, that time I thought you were that kind of freeze-to-death-cooling appearance because for the first few days you were extremely silence and don't really interact with each other that much. Then as time goes by only I realized that you are actually quite fun to talk about, especially when comes to dirty stuff... Here comes my 1st lesson of human reproduction by our honourable Dr. Lim XD. You are actually the one who lecture me that for a person to have baby, making love is required. Till then only I realized that having sex is actually legal, if and only if is doing with your spouse, otherwise if by forced, that will be termed as rape. Thanks for that correction so that I understand by sleeping together or kissing wouldn't produce another human being. XD. Indeed, that was one silly thought of the century.

*Me and the Monkey King

It's been almost... hmm... let's see... 9 years I guess... Yes, next year we will be celebrating the 1st decade anniversary of our friendship. How about celebrating it in Saujana? I am sure that will be a great one because that's the place where our friendship started to build up. Talking about the days in Saujana, I am not sure whether do you still remember that we almost had a fight, a real one during Form 2 or Form 3. That happened when I was playing chess with you and me being such a brat, wasn't being so serious with the game, started making fun. I was being very repetitive till it made you pissed off and almost wanted to give me a punch onto my face. Luckily I was able to run away and apologized to you from far. Thinking back, I was really very childish and naughty at that time and once again, I am sorry for that and everything that I have did wrongly to you for these years.

*Despite being a King, you are still a Monkey XD.

It's your 21 now buddy and hopefully you like the present that we gave you. Believe me, though you might sound or look like a thousand distance from the gang but actually you are not. Because we really remember that today is the day the Monkey King turn 21st =). Happy Birthday and hope you enjoy your big big day. All the best in your studies and life, buddy. 生日快乐. Will be seeing you very soon =).

From
Little Brat